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Merry Christmas, A​*​*​*​*​*​*

by Hares on the Mountain

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You and I’ve been through much too much We got stories others just can’t touch What we call love others call a hassle All I wanna say is merry Christmas asshole Some celebrate by trading gifts We just sit there looking pissed We both think we could do so much better Looking all grumpy in our Christmas sweaters Santa got your note No he won’t take out a hit That’s not how the big man works We have to clean up our own shit Cause we’re just too ornery for anyone else Holidays spent all by ourselves The gifts we got are the same as last year A roomful of sorrow and a 6 pack of beer We are all we got In spite of all of our woe Just give it one more shot hit me under the mistletoe So come here baby, now don’t be sad You and I can’t be all that bad No one else’s even comes near We got our own brand of Christmas cheer Maybe for tonight let’s not fight but raise a glass Just wanna hear you say Merry Christmas my sweet ass Merry Christmas Asshole Once again, once again.


released December 11, 2015


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