There ain’t too many left
of the chosen or the choosy or whatever comes next
what do we make of the years
and the reckless inbreeding of the royal family
and still we’re left lonely
if you never want to consider divorce
marry the horse
Some say you’ve gotta have standards
ya can’t just let anyone climp up your tree
and the drooling will run wild and free
well beyond the years of maturity
and still we’re left wanting
if you never want to consider divorce
marry the horse
how do you make something stay forever
you can lock it in a box where you keep all your rings
we all wanna live like there's two tomorrows
twice is the price when only one sings
you don’t have to be lonely